Funny Football Jokes Online

Football is the most entertaining sport in the world, and full of funny moments. We capture those funny moments through video, pins and jokes. If you want to smile and laugh browse our jokes for free. You can submit a joke and rate jokes submitted from other football fans.

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David Moyes secret plan
The David Moyes and Marouane Fellaini secret plan to destroy Manchester United :-)
New Chelsea Manager!
The best hire yet.
Don't mess with Balotelli
Mario Balotelli knocks out his enemy with a WWE chair!
Mario Balotelli Half Time Snack
Mario Balotelli always finds time for KFC.
Balotelli Italian?
Is her really a smooth looking Italian?
I told you not to make losing so obvious
Manuel Pellegrini spanking David Moyes

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